Onion article describing a fake poll that found most Americans didn't want a "country" anymore. Surprisingly few jokes in this article, it's a rather rational look at a seemingly fringe opinion.

Several times I've heard Ian and Mark talking about "making a new Declaration of Independence", most recently on the show Monday, 2001-02-22.Well, guys, what do you think of this one?

SHELBURNE, Vt. (AP) — Peter Garritano thinks it's time for Vermont to call it quits with America.