It's all in the name of anti-terrorism and public safety, of course, but the London 2012 Olympics will be the most sinister sporting event ever held outside of Battle Royale.

Since the government is having such difficulty violating your privacy on their own, they're working with corporations and mysteriously-funded private spy agencies to rat you out! One of these organized rats turns out to be Adrian Lamo, who ratted out Wikileaker Bradley Manning.