Woman calls the police to report the the theft of her snowman

Cool song, "My Country My Ass", could be played in parts or used as filler or intro on the FTL.
Good verses, basically discredits lies told by gov. teachers, leeches & others to the Americans over the years.

MEXICO CITY—In the latest incident of drug-related violence to hit the country, all 111 million citizens of Mexico were killed Monday during a shoot-out between rival drug cartels.

Onion article describing a fake poll that found most Americans didn't want a "country" anymore. Surprisingly few jokes in this article, it's a rather rational look at a seemingly fringe opinion.

Progressive4Freedom is a fake radio show I modeled after FTL with a liberal twist. I hope you guys enjoy. FWI this is a joke me and my fake co-host are not liberals.