7 Ways To Get Yourself Detained Indefinitely - Debate continued to rage this week over a short, loosely worded segment of the new 565-page 2012 National Defense Authorization Act that critics, lawmakers and now a federal judge say makes permanent a controversial, post-9/11 loophole that opened a dangerous door to approving the indefinite detention of U.S. citizens without a trial.
Even though the Obama administration has maintained that the president's signing statement that secured the legislation's passage on New Year's Eve, as well as additional rules he issued in February, should be enough to assuage the fears of the law's opponents. But here are seven ways to get your self detained indefinitely...
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WTF?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! 7 Ways
moustachefart 51 weeks 1 day 14 hours 2 min ago
WTF?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
7 Ways To Get Yourself Detained Indefinitely
7of8 "Plan A Terrorist Attack - You're a total jerk and not a very big fan of America, so you decide that the best course of action is to take out your anger with an act of destruction on a densely populated city."
..not gonna gain a ton of sympathy with this one.