Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

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Created by Info-Seeker 2 years 25 weeks ago – Made popular 2 years 25 weeks ago
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Sometimes people get exited

jndogss 1 year 30 weeks 16 hours 10 min ago

Sometimes people get exited and can't help if they ejaculate or they have a sexual dysfunction like this man had.

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Art immitating life

Slim 2 years 25 weeks 22 hours 40 min ago

How long until this actually cums true? TSA agent: Sir is that a weapon in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Passenger: You better be careful I'm not packing a little 22 cal I got a 357 magnum! TSA agent: Alright have a nice trip to Gutmo bay

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Too perfect...

losingfeeling 2 years 25 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago

This is hilarious, but it's satire. It was funny enough to get an up vote from me.

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His last name was "Cummings",

Karrde188 2 years 25 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago

His last name was "Cummings", what did the TSA agent expect?

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