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Man runs out of gas, sets up drum kit on Interstate 695

Mattfree88 — Wed, 22 May 2013 23:11:58 +0000

Man runs out of gas, sets up drum kit on Interstate 695

Driver not cited and continued on his way after highway officials help

Dad Shoots Family Dog to Retrieve Boy's Finger

tipplebipple — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 20:14:43 +0000

Dad Shoots Family Dog to Retrieve Boy's Finger. FLORIDA MAN DISEMBOWELS ANIMAL IN FRANTIC SEARCH. A father in Florida shot and disemboweled one of the family dogs yesterday in an effort to retrieve his son's finger.

TSA Agent Accidentally Pepper Sprays Coworkers

JessieLee — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:53:06 +0000

TSA agent picks up pepper spray thinking it's a laser pointer and sprays 5 other TSA agents, sending all 6 to the hospital.

Postal Service tries to find its cool factor; Issues clothing line

Deslock Darkstar — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 07:08:39 +0000

The federal government's mail transport and delivery agency this week said it will roll out a line of apparel and accessories it plans to sell in department and specialty stores. The "Rain Heat & Snow" brand of clothing, named after the Postal Service's motto trumpeting its carriers' determination to overcome whatever Mother Nature can throw at them, would put USPS in the "cutting edge of functional fashion," it said.

woman planned to murder husband with poisoned vagina

loungedaddy — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 03:44:33 +0000

A Brazilian woman has confessed to trying to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina and urging him to have oral sex with her ...

America Demands: Obama, Build Us a Death Star

Jking8767 — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 13:35:39 +0000

A petition demanding the President Barack Obama administration build a Death Star like the one in Star Wars reached 25,000-plus signatures Thursday, a threshold requiring the government to respond whether it will build the fictional weapon capable of annihilating planets with its super laser. The petition on the White House website’s “We the People” page demands the Death Star project begin by 2016.

Review: Quantum Vibe by Scott Bieser

MuslimNonarchist — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 02:57:01 +0000

Quantum Vibe is a sci-fi web-comic featuring the scientific duo Nicole Oresme and Seamus O’Murchadha. Nicole hails from L-5 city and is the solar system’s first successful osmotic clone, meaning she’s the product of 12 distinct genetic donors. Seamus is from Luna and is one of the system’s leading scientific lights. The series is premised on his observation that human liberty thrives when society has a frontier, but when it doesn’t society stagnates and turns against itself.

New Zealand SPCA trains shelter dogs to drive cars

ADamo — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 19:03:44 +0000

This link includes a 7 minute video, and there have been multiple other follow up stories from different source. I want to say this is a prank, but I think the video proves it's real. I used to think New Zealand was decades behind. Turns out they are decades ahead of the rest of us.

Music a modern-day example of anarchy?

porc578 — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 01:16:08 +0000

Michael W. Dean and Neema Vedadi discuss the relationship between music and anarchy in Freedom Feens podcast 136.

Burglar Calls 911 On Himself

thefatalepic — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 20:58:27 +0000

The man, Christopher Moore, was in the process of burglarizing a home in the 100 block of Lelon Lane in Springtown Tuesday morning when the owner of the home woke up and found Moore in his bedroom.

Fake marijuana tourism ad floods tourist board with phone calls

ianCredible — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 19:34:50 +0000

In a "Yes Men" style prank a fake ad was created to advertise Colorado cannabis tourism. The commercial was 25 seconds of people laughing followed by the image of a marijuana leaf and the phrase "Let the recreation begin". The ad then ended with the logo of the Colorado Tourism Office and their official phone number. The ad was a hoax and has since been pulled from youtube due to claims of copyright infringement. Well Played.

New Zealand SPCA teaching dogs how to drive

Jking8767 — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 15:21:15 +0000

AUCKLAND, New Zealand (CBS/TV3 New Zealand) -- When it comes to animal welfare, you can't fault the SPCA. They rescue animals in trouble, provide medical care, love and shelter, and prosecute people who harm animals and educate people who want to look after them. But the SPCA's biggest challenge is constantly finding good homes for all the animals they find or rescue.

Woman ran over husband with Jeep for not voting

thefatalepic — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 00:44:54 +0000

"Police say a woman who was upset over the outcome of the presidential election ran over her husband because he didn't participate in his civic duty."

Comedian Doug Stanhope - Libertarian / Anarchist Comedy - NSFW

kelvin — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 06:05:53 +0000

Awesome comedy! Need this guy at Liberty Forum! Government and marriage - Pledge of Allegiance - What is Liberty? - what is an "American"? - "Leaders" and voting - monkey wrenching the tax man - Jury Duty / Nullification - Laws of Nature - Regulation - You're not free! - True Freedom

Mathematical analysis the odds of a TIE in the presidential election

ADamo — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 18:19:26 +0000

In most states, a popular vote tie is broken by a coin toss or drawing names from a hat. The odds of a many-state tie are slimmer than the odds of the hat being hit by a bale of cocaine dumped from a drug-smuggling airplane. But since it’s Election Day, let’s apply his question to the current contest. What will happen if there's a tie? Math geeks, enjoy.

"Election Day" Zombie Apocalypse

kelvin — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 15:52:58 +0000

"Election Day" Zombie Apocalypse..................