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42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record

Karrde188 — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 04:07:17 +0000

NEW YORK—According to emergency personnel, early estimates indicate that more than 42 million Americans were killed this past weekend in what is now believed to be the bloodiest Black Friday shopping event in history.

Nation Tunes In To See Which Sociopath More Likable This Time

Karrde188 — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 00:09:56 +0000

HEMPSTEAD, NY—According to reports, millions of viewers across the country are expected to tune in to tonight’s town-hall-style presidential debate at Hofstra University in order to determine which complete and utter sociopath they find more likable this time around.

Wonder if TSA Screeners got a Wildfall...

kelvin — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 15:52:40 +0000

Unknown thieves stole a "large amount" of newly-designed $100 bills bound for a Federal Reserve facility in New Jersey on Thursday, the FBI said....

Libertarian election webcomics

AlekoG — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 23:38:03 +0000

My webcomic "Tippy and Friends" was focused on libertarian political themes all last week. Check them out!

xkcd: Forgot Algebra

Cyphase — Wed, 02 May 2012 08:54:17 +0000

It's weird how proud people are of not learning math when the same arguments apply to learning to play music, cook, or speak a foreign language.
The only things you HAVE to know are how to make enough of a living to stay alive and how to get your taxes done. All the fun parts of life are optional.

Remember the Pizza Gun Incident? This is the cheese bus incident.

snappytype — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 18:01:45 +0000

My son recently ate his cheese into the shape of a bus. He proceeded to threaten me with it. Should I call the police? Zero tolerance satire here.

Vermin Supreme for President!

JayKay — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:37:09 +0000

From the New Hampshire "Lesser Known Candidates" Forum, a hero rises to the occasion--Vermin Supreme! Strong teeth means a strong America!

Why you should love your taxes

ianCredible — Sun, 22 May 2011 19:51:44 +0000

This is a piece looks as though it was written with the intent of being pro government propaganda... I think it completely backfired.I actually found it to be full of good advice on things no freedom lover should ever do.

The definition of "Kidnap"

vaporstation — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 10:33:18 +0000

kid·nap
[kid-nap] Show IPA
–verb (used with object), -napped or -naped, -nap·ping or -nap·ing.
to steal, carry off, or abduct by force or fraud, esp. for use as a hostage or to extract ransom.
Origin:
1675–85; kid1 + nap, var. of nab

—Related forms
kid·nap·pee, kid·nap·ee, noun
kid·nap·per, kid·nap·er, noun
un·kid·naped, adjective
un·kid·napped, adjective

—Can be confused: hijack, kidnap, shanghai, skyjack.

—Synonyms
seize, bear off, bear away.

Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2011.

Playmobil Security Check Point

arion45 — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 06:44:27 +0000

This toy will help indoctrinate the children of America to the future security state that it will become. The comments give me a little hope.

Wikileaks' Cablegate: the truth is out there

think4yourself — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 06:56:25 +0000

Wikileaks hip-hop news satire - hilarious! Produced by Rap News 6.

Woman called police over 'stolen' snowman

ziggy_encaoua — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 16:23:25 +0000

Woman calls the police to report the the theft of her snowman

Japanese TV Mocks TSA Security

ZEUSLGN — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 04:01:40 +0000

Even in the land of the rising sun they know the TSA is all about "hands-on" communication and "feel-good" customer service.

My Country My Ass

mikey — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 19:57:50 +0000

Cool song, "My Country My Ass", could be played in parts or used as filler or intro on the FTL.
Good verses, basically discredits lies told by gov. teachers, leeches & others to the Americans over the years.

Top 10 Jobs in Libertarian Paradise

The_Expatriate — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 06:17:41 +0000

Daily Kos contends that only Big Gubmint keeps society from "going medieval."

Entire Country of Mexico Killed In Drug Deal

Karrde188 — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 15:00:57 +0000

MEXICO CITY—In the latest incident of drug-related violence to hit the country, all 111 million citizens of Mexico were killed Monday during a shoot-out between rival drug cartels.

Uncle Sam Visits Your Neighborhood

assawyer — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 03:20:07 +0000

Recently, when enjoying some food and drinks with my bud Adam (a sponsored athlete of Marijuana Muscle) on his property, an unexpected and unwelcome visitor stopped by. As you’ll see, that visitor not only rude and arrogant, but he acted as if he knew how to run our lives and use our property better than we did. What a fool.

New Poll Finds 86% of Americans Don't Want to Have A Country Anymore

ADamo — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:51:23 +0000

Onion article describing a fake poll that found most Americans didn't want a "country" anymore. Surprisingly few jokes in this article, it's a rather rational look at a seemingly fringe opinion.