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Vermin Supreme for President!

JayKay — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:37:09 +0000

From the New Hampshire "Lesser Known Candidates" Forum, a hero rises to the occasion--Vermin Supreme! Strong teeth means a strong America!

Why you should love your taxes

ianCredible — Sun, 22 May 2011 19:51:44 +0000

This is a piece looks as though it was written with the intent of being pro government propaganda... I think it completely backfired.I actually found it to be full of good advice on things no freedom lover should ever do.

The definition of "Kidnap"

vaporstation — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 10:33:18 +0000

kid·nap
[kid-nap] Show IPA
–verb (used with object), -napped or -naped, -nap·ping or -nap·ing.
to steal, carry off, or abduct by force or fraud, esp. for use as a hostage or to extract ransom.
Origin:
1675–85; kid1 + nap, var. of nab

—Related forms
kid·nap·pee, kid·nap·ee, noun
kid·nap·per, kid·nap·er, noun
un·kid·naped, adjective
un·kid·napped, adjective

—Can be confused: hijack, kidnap, shanghai, skyjack.

—Synonyms
seize, bear off, bear away.

Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2011.

Playmobil Security Check Point

arion45 — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 06:44:27 +0000

This toy will help indoctrinate the children of America to the future security state that it will become. The comments give me a little hope.

Wikileaks' Cablegate: the truth is out there

think4yourself — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 06:56:25 +0000

Wikileaks hip-hop news satire - hilarious! Produced by Rap News 6.

Woman called police over 'stolen' snowman

ziggy_encaoua — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 16:23:25 +0000

Woman calls the police to report the the theft of her snowman

Japanese TV Mocks TSA Security

ZEUSLGN — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 04:01:40 +0000

Even in the land of the rising sun they know the TSA is all about "hands-on" communication and "feel-good" customer service.

My Country My Ass

mikey — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 19:57:50 +0000

Cool song, "My Country My Ass", could be played in parts or used as filler or intro on the FTL.
Good verses, basically discredits lies told by gov. teachers, leeches & others to the Americans over the years.

Top 10 Jobs in Libertarian Paradise

The_Expatriate — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 06:17:41 +0000

Daily Kos contends that only Big Gubmint keeps society from "going medieval."

Entire Country of Mexico Killed In Drug Deal

Karrde188 — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 15:00:57 +0000

MEXICO CITY—In the latest incident of drug-related violence to hit the country, all 111 million citizens of Mexico were killed Monday during a shoot-out between rival drug cartels.

Uncle Sam Visits Your Neighborhood

assawyer — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 03:20:07 +0000

Recently, when enjoying some food and drinks with my bud Adam (a sponsored athlete of Marijuana Muscle) on his property, an unexpected and unwelcome visitor stopped by. As you’ll see, that visitor not only rude and arrogant, but he acted as if he knew how to run our lives and use our property better than we did. What a fool.

New Poll Finds 86% of Americans Don't Want to Have A Country Anymore

ADamo — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:51:23 +0000

Onion article describing a fake poll that found most Americans didn't want a "country" anymore. Surprisingly few jokes in this article, it's a rather rational look at a seemingly fringe opinion.

Anti drug dog humor video

anarcho-k — Mon, 24 May 2010 19:24:37 +0000

It's only a 1 minute long video teaching children about the dangers of drugs.

Progressive4Freedom

EndDe — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 22:26:12 +0000

Progressive4Freedom is a fake radio show I modeled after FTL with a liberal twist. I hope you guys enjoy. FWI this is a joke me and my fake co-host are not liberals.

We're the government and you're not

Slim — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:52:19 +0000

A video titled "We're the government and you're not" it is a guide to be a great citizen.

Neighbors legalize pot for themselves

rancemuhamitz — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:27:53 +0000

On a quiet cul-de-sac in this sleepy Los Angeles suburb, neighbors have voted to legalize marijuana for their own personal use .

“This is true democracy in action,” said Ned Sarmond, who organized the election and encouraged his fellow residents to cast a “Yes” vote. “We’re law-abiding citizens here, who were tired of feeling like criminals every time we lighted up.”