NEW YORK—According to emergency personnel, early estimates indicate that more than 42 million Americans were killed this past weekend in what is now believed to be the bloodiest Black Friday shopping event in history.

Unknown thieves stole a "large amount" of newly-designed $100 bills bound for a Federal Reserve facility in New Jersey on Thursday, the FBI said....

It's weird how proud people are of not learning math when the same arguments apply to learning to play music, cook, or speak a foreign language.
The only things you HAVE to know are how to make enough of a living to stay alive and how to get your taxes done. All the fun parts of life are optional.

From the New Hampshire "Lesser Known Candidates" Forum, a hero rises to the occasion--Vermin Supreme! Strong teeth means a strong America!

kid·nap   
[kid-nap] Show IPA
–verb (used with object), -napped or -naped, -nap·ping or -nap·ing.
to steal, carry off, or abduct by force or fraud, esp. for use as a hostage or to extract ransom.
Origin:
1675–85; kid1 + nap, var. of nab

—Related forms
kid·nap·pee, kid·nap·ee, noun
kid·nap·per, kid·nap·er, noun
un·kid·naped, adjective
un·kid·napped, adjective

—Can be confused:  hijack, kidnap, shanghai, skyjack.

—Synonyms
seize, bear off, bear away.

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Wikileaks hip-hop news satire - hilarious! Produced by Rap News 6.

Even in the land of the rising sun they know the TSA is all about "hands-on" communication and "feel-good" customer service.

Daily Kos contends that only Big Gubmint keeps society from "going medieval."

Recently, when enjoying some food and drinks with my bud Adam (a sponsored athlete of Marijuana Muscle) on his property, an unexpected and unwelcome visitor stopped by. As you’ll see, that visitor not only rude and arrogant, but he acted as if he knew how to run our lives and use our property better than we did. What a fool.

It's only a 1 minute long video teaching children about the dangers of drugs.