Pennsylvania Constables Hubie Coleman and Albert "Rocky" Younkin serve arrest warrants and take those individuals to district court but have an especially long stretch when it comes to the monthly night court. They noticed an issue with picking up the bad guys. They had a hard time getting them to open their doors so they can serve their warrants."One guy told us he wouldn't come outside because of our car," Coleman said of the constable car that resembles a police cruiser. "So Rocky and I were thinking to use a Steelers van."

Penn Jillette tells a TSA agent "You have to ask me before you touch me or it's assault."

A cop accidentally transmitted over his two way radio while having sex on duty, at least he couldn't write anybody a speeding ticket.

A Philadelphia Police Inspector charged with extortion and bribery, shows that corruption does rise through the ranks. This is only one in a series of Philadelphia Police arrested for breaking the law.

Sometimes the NYPD's inanity is so perfect, so immaculately risible, that you just want to burst into applause and toss a bouquet of roses onto the hood of a squad car. Today is one of those days. According to a tipster, a cop parked in the bike lane on First Avenue near 23rd Street proceeded to write tickets for cyclists who weren't using the bike lane, because they had to ride around him to get by.