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42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record

Karrde188 — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 04:07:17 +0000

NEW YORK—According to emergency personnel, early estimates indicate that more than 42 million Americans were killed this past weekend in what is now believed to be the bloodiest Black Friday shopping event in history.

Nation Tunes In To See Which Sociopath More Likable This Time

Karrde188 — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 00:09:56 +0000

HEMPSTEAD, NY—According to reports, millions of viewers across the country are expected to tune in to tonight’s town-hall-style presidential debate at Hofstra University in order to determine which complete and utter sociopath they find more likable this time around.

Wonder if TSA Screeners got a Wildfall...

kelvin — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 15:52:40 +0000

Unknown thieves stole a "large amount" of newly-designed $100 bills bound for a Federal Reserve facility in New Jersey on Thursday, the FBI said....

Libertarian election webcomics

AlekoG — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 23:38:03 +0000

My webcomic "Tippy and Friends" was focused on libertarian political themes all last week. Check them out!

xkcd: Forgot Algebra

Cyphase — Wed, 02 May 2012 08:54:17 +0000

It's weird how proud people are of not learning math when the same arguments apply to learning to play music, cook, or speak a foreign language.
The only things you HAVE to know are how to make enough of a living to stay alive and how to get your taxes done. All the fun parts of life are optional.

Remember the Pizza Gun Incident? This is the cheese bus incident.

snappytype — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 18:01:45 +0000

My son recently ate his cheese into the shape of a bus. He proceeded to threaten me with it. Should I call the police? Zero tolerance satire here.

Vermin Supreme for President!

JayKay — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 17:37:09 +0000

From the New Hampshire "Lesser Known Candidates" Forum, a hero rises to the occasion--Vermin Supreme! Strong teeth means a strong America!

Why you should love your taxes

ianCredible — Sun, 22 May 2011 19:51:44 +0000

This is a piece looks as though it was written with the intent of being pro government propaganda... I think it completely backfired.I actually found it to be full of good advice on things no freedom lover should ever do.