NEW YORK—According to emergency personnel, early estimates indicate that more than 42 million Americans were killed this past weekend in what is now believed to be the bloodiest Black Friday shopping event in history.Read more »
In the largest political victory of his career, Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) was elected Supreme Ruler of the planet of New Texas today, a remote, fiscally conservative planet populated by 1 billion tiny versions of himself.Read more »
HEMPSTEAD, NY—According to reports, millions of viewers across the country are expected to tune in to tonight’s town-hall-style presidential debate at Hofstra University in order to determine which complete and utter sociopath they find more likable this time around.Read more »
Unknown thieves stole a "large amount" of newly-designed $100 bills bound for a Federal Reserve facility in New Jersey on Thursday, the FBI said....Read more »
My webcomic "Tippy and Friends" was focused on libertarian political themes all last week. Check them out!Read more »
Best Political Memes from the 2012 Election
The good people of the internet have always been adept at calling-out anybody for ANYTHING. When you left a note in the comments section of that back-flipping, bald cat video on Reddit, did you accidentally write a story about “loosing” your virginity instead of “losing” you virginity? Well, congratulations because the only thing that the internet cares about, at the moment, is your spelling mistake. Politicians are no safer.Read more »
It's weird how proud people are of not learning math when the same arguments apply to learning to play music, cook, or speak a foreign language.
The only things you HAVE to know are how to make enough of a living to stay alive and how to get your taxes done. All the fun parts of life are optional.
My son recently ate his cheese into the shape of a bus. He proceeded to threaten me with it. Should I call the police? Zero tolerance satire here.Read more »
At CPAC Breitbart promised to release videos that would derail Obama's campaign. Just hours before they were scheduled to be released Breitbart collapsed. Stunning coincidence, no?Read more »
There’s this meme floating around on YouTube. There’s these videos satirizing the ridiculous things people say, usually broken down by demographic. What I’m not seeing is a lot of liberty themed “Shit People Say” videos. So, I’m going to give you a little incentive. I’d like to see some good “Shit Statists Say” videos or “Shit Ben Bernanke Says” videos. I don’t want to limit you. Feel free to get creative. I’m partial to funny hats.Read more »
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