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Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

http://www.deadseriousnews.com

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

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Created by Info-Seeker 3 years 32 weeks ago – Made popular 3 years 32 weeks ago
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Sometimes people get exited

jndogss 2 years 37 weeks 23 hours 53 min ago

Sometimes people get exited and can't help if they ejaculate or they have a sexual dysfunction like this man had.

Art immitating life

Slim 3 years 32 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago

How long until this actually cums true? TSA agent: Sir is that a weapon in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Passenger: You better be careful I'm not packing a little 22 cal I got a 357 magnum! TSA agent: Alright have a nice trip to Gutmo bay

Too perfect...

losingfeeling 3 years 32 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago

This is hilarious, but it's satire. It was funny enough to get an up vote from me.

His last name was "Cummings",

Karrde188 3 years 32 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago

His last name was "Cummings", what did the TSA agent expect?

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