Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down


A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

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Sometimes people get exited

jndogss 3 years 21 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago

Sometimes people get exited and can't help if they ejaculate or they have a sexual dysfunction like this man had.

Art immitating life

Slim 4 years 16 weeks 4 days 6 hours ago

How long until this actually cums true? TSA agent: Sir is that a weapon in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Passenger: You better be careful I'm not packing a little 22 cal I got a 357 magnum! TSA agent: Alright have a nice trip to Gutmo bay

Too perfect...

losingfeeling 4 years 16 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago

This is hilarious, but it's satire. It was funny enough to get an up vote from me.

His last name was "Cummings",

Karrde188 4 years 16 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago

His last name was "Cummings", what did the TSA agent expect?

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